YOU'RE LATE

I told you to be back by six you moron.

You promised me we'd watch Don Giovanni together.

And have a romantic candlelit dinner afterwards.

It's now 7:35 exactly.

I'm shocked and dismayed.

Oh come on, like you're NEVER late.
You're always late to social gatherings

and what the shit is don giovanni
wasn't he in pokémon or some shit

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I'm never that late, I just can't help being caught up in the research I'm ordered to carry out by the Imperator. You know how much of a slave driver she can be.

Um, it's the opera I was telling you about this morning? Written by Mozart? Sigh. Clearly you have the attention span of a flea. And what in the world is 'Pokémon'?

You actually bother to follow the Imperitors orders? Man, you're so boring, you know?

...why would I agree to watch an opera? Was I hungover or something?

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Oh shut up. At least I'm actually making use of my time, rather than lounging around in my office and cavorting around the streets of Kagutsuchi committing idiocy. I'm surprised she hasn't caught you slacking yet.

Perhaps because it might do you some benefit witness such a wonderful piece of musical artistry...or maybe not, I doubt your mind has the capacity to comprehend anything even vaguely cultured and refined. A pity.

I wouldn't call my journeys around the city slacking, and seemingly nether would the dear Imperitor~
And remember I was the one who brought the milk yesterday whilst I was "slacking", if that's what you really want to call it.

Musical what? Who really cares about that stuff, anyone? Other than you, you boring old goat.

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Oh I doubt that. That milk carton was all battered and half the milk had dripped out of it by the time I had the displeasure to set eyes on it, could you please refrain from getting into fights every time you leave the front doorstep?

Anyone who has intelligence enough to appreciate the work of creative geniuses. And you can't talk, you've been around for just as long as I have. You most likely can't even remember how many years you've lived on this godforsaken planet.

It wasn't half, and it hadn't dripped out. I'd simple gotten thirsty and drunk it, is that such a crime now a-days? Oh, and I was not getting into fights. The blood on my knifes was simply from a stray cat that got to close to my leg~

Well, at least I don't look as old as you. You look like you're about to start complaining of a bad back or some shit any day now. Is that a grey hair I saw on the hair brush earlier?

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Oh god, this topic is full of win XD! My hat's off to you, gentlemen. Please continue.