....Well lets see.
about 4 years ago when I was a freshmen in highschool, some senior that was extremly mean to my nerdy friends, thought it would be a grand idea to stick his finger in my cappuccino. This led to me slowly laughing along with him before I TOOK IT AND CRUSHED IT IN HIS FACE, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK JAB TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD. The Principle walked over and asked what happened. I cunningly replied that he spilled it on himself. and then offered to help him clean it up.The principle smiled and said "aww ok."and left. I went over, got napkins, came back, and tossed them on the senior and said "well that takes care of the trash." and then walked away not getting in trouble, everyone laughing at him, and after that he purposly avoided me for a year and became scared of me. I then dated his sister.... which is a funny story in itself.
what was the accident you say? him sticking a finger in my food.
I'm relieved to know that i'm not only one who does this altough i dont have girlfriend